I want macaroni & cheese.
A Review of Derrick & Katie's Apartment-Cum-B&B
After Hurricane Sandy turned Lower Manhattan into a dead zone (no power, cell service, hot water, or reliable ramen purveyors), we sought refuge at a delightful B&B in Harlem. Some 108 blocks and several avenues from our East Village home, we relished the opportunity to take advantage of this charming locale’s shower, internet access, and pleasant innkeepers. While the storm had lowered...
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We welcome Paul Brady into our studio and into our hearts.– HuffPost Live Also, “boob juice.”
And my thinking was “We have to at least make it through the appetizers, because...– Dans Le Noir - Shitshows - Eater NY (via alexanderbasek)
In which Jordana and I perform our "secret"...
Here’s your magical template. Write “Introductions!” in the subject line. (Maybe...– Useful Email Rules at FWD (via interweber) Yes.
[N]o one uses the toilet the same way.– Why Toilets Are Still Made of Porcelain Huh.
By no means is this an indictment to the new, younger generation, it is more of...– EV Grieve: Mama’s Food Shop closes after 15 years; ‘the community nature of the neighborhood has all but vanished’ (via alexanderbasek) I’ll miss you, fried chicken and mac & cheese.
I’ve been to amazing events. I still am fortunate enough to get to attend...– JOMO! - Anil Dash Joy Of Missing Out. There’s a paragraph towards the end of Julie Klausner’s book that makes a similar point. Around age 30, you start to decline invitations simply because you don’t need to do things for the sake of doing them anymore—you KNOW what that party is going to be like,...
Dessert? Get you a honey bun and put a slice of cheese on it. Put it in the...– Rick Ross dropping knowledge in bon appétit.
I was waiting for the elevator in the lobby of my office building with an older man who initiated a conversation with me. What follows is that conversation. Man: This is the best building. The best! Me: [Polite nod] Man: Best massage parlors in the city in this building. Me: Right inside the building? Him: Yes! They had trouble renting it once. They basically turned it into a whorehouse. Me:...
Cannabis is often described as the “cash crop” of Mexican cartels because it...– How a Mexican Drug Cartel Makes Its Billions - NYTimes.com (via alexanderbasek) Call me when they have a trebuchet.
new pork city: have to stop thinking of pizza. i have a salad coming.
brain jerky: ever had pizza on top of salad? it's great
new pork city: pizza on top of a salad? no. what? ive had salad on top of a pizza
brain jerky: i might have meant that. im multitasking
new pork city: hah. ok. yes ive had salad on a pizza. its great
brain jerky: salad on top of pizza is great. hmmm. pizza on top of salad bowl. like a pizza french onion soup/salad
new pork city: they should make pizza croutons for salads
brain jerky: sam chow told me about that. he makes them!
new pork city: microwave pizza-tons. what! thats amazing
brain jerky: he cuts up leftover pizza, sautees it in a frying pan with a little oil. then tosses it into salads. fucking blew my mind
new pork city: genius!
brain jerky: he was like, "i don't know if i invented this"
new pork city: put a little buffalo sauce dressing. boom
brain jerky: i said "um, you should tell people that you did bc that is amazing"
new pork city: totally. i want that
brain jerky: right?!
new pork city: great idea. especially if it has pepperoni on it. or pizza salad. so peppers onions, olives on your salad with pizza croutons and a buffalo wing sauce dressing with blue cheese. done
brain jerky: i like it
new pork city: we should open up a chain of midtown man-salad
brain jerky: HAHAHAHA. wear chest hair nets
new pork city: hah. cheeseburger salads. just everything low carb. pulled pork salad. sausage salad. fried chicken salad. meatball salad
brain jerky: meatball sub salad. hero croutons
new pork city: hah. basically pizza roll salad
brain jerky: nice. chicago dog salad. cheesesteack salad (with wiz)
new pork city: yes! wit onions. chili salad. in a lettuce bowl
brain jerky: frito pie salad
new pork city: poutine salad. gravy cheese curds and french fry croutons
brain jerky: omg
new pork city: hah
brain jerky: rib salad
new pork city: fuck we should do this. yes. rib salad
brain jerky: haha we should. taco salad obv
new pork city: yeah. breakfast salads! western omelette salad. mix in eggs bacon sausage
brain jerky: pancake salad
new pork city: hah. waffle salad. johnny cake salad.
new pork city: dammit my salad is here. wish i was eating poutine salad
Productivity in the office is at an all-time high.
AOL, SkyMall Monday and My First Cease & Desist...
Dear Mr. Barish, This firm represents AOL Inc. and its affiliates (collectively “AOL”). Our client has asked us to contact you regarding the blog column SkyMall Monday. As the author of the column, you know that SkyMall Monday has been used continuously since at least as early as 2008 with a series at AOL’s Gadling blog, e.g.,...
When someone uses too many \"abbreves\"
Nothing’s more guaranteed to increase the price of your drink by 20% than a bartender in suspenders.
When people say “If you don’t like the weather, wait 5 minutes” it will take me much longer to ever enjoy their company again.
Kentucky Fried Chicken was the tradition in Japan. People would get together to...– In Japan, Pizza Is Recast as a Meal for Special Occasions [via Gawker] You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
The room was absolutely as bad as expected.– Sex Hotel Exposed: Exclusive Photos from the Scandalous Kew Motor Inn (via paulbrady) Is there HBO?
Sledge-o-Matic” was also the first joke Gallagher ever wrote, back when he...– Gallagher Retires, Sort Of Playing fast and loose with the definition of the word ‘joke.’ Though, one could say the same of Gallagher’s entire career. I’ll miss his suspenders the most.
The impulse to tweet during scripted TV comes from the same place as the impulse...– Technology Is Destroying Mad Men YES! SHUT UP & ENJOY THE COMPANY OF THOSE IN THE ROOM WITH YOU (or, you know, the silence of the empty room that envelopes your loneliness)!
I wasn’t at all sure I could manage that part of my new regimen in particular,...– Red Meat Blues 48 seems like a reasonable age to realize that life is fun even when you’re sober.