If you’re a girl and your gentleman friend is over, use this moment to put a sexy smudge of flour on your cheek. Your man will be so turned on by this he will probably want to bend you over the kitchen table right then and there. But tell him no. Then finish mixing.

If you’re a man, you’re golden. Baking bread is a total panty dropper, but even if you don’t have a lady friend, who cares. You’re about to have a loaf of nanner bread to bury your face in. Finish mixing.

If you’re a single lady, take this moment to appreciate the fact that no one gives a shit that your hair looks like mice had sex in it. Then finish mixing.