Mar. 29, 2012 at 10:37am with 3 notes
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Finally, we have reached the finals of the Annoying Abbreviations Tournament. This thing is longer than a full word. In the Final Four, Margs defeated Totes because when you hear someone say ‘margs’ you want to punch him in the face (you should act on that, by the by). Guac defeated Adorbs because guacamole is a beautiful word that should never be abbreviated. It dances off the tongue like sweat off of Shakira’s hips (yes, I know that Shakira is Colombian and not Mexican but, by golly, she’s sexy and I think about her frequently). Anyway, it’s a fiesta of a final. Margs versus Guac. Sweet versus savory. Vomit versus diarrhea. One last time, here are the abbreviations in seeded order: Totes (as in “totally”) Whatevs (as in “whatever”) Guac (as in “guacamole”) Margs (as in “margaritas”) Peeps/Tweeps (as in “people”/”Twitter people,” respectively) Jelly (as in “jealous”) Ridic (as in “ridiculous”) Apps (as in “appetizers” not “applications”) Cray (as in “crazy”) Adorbs (as in “adorable”) Preggers (as in “pregnant”) Vacay (as in “vacation”) Abbrevs (as in “abbreviations”) Obvi (as in “obviously”) Def (as in “definitely”) Probs (as in “probably”)

Finally, we have reached the finals of the Annoying Abbreviations Tournament. This thing is longer than a full word. In the Final Four, Margs defeated Totes because when you hear someone say ‘margs’ you want to punch him in the face (you should act on that, by the by). Guac defeated Adorbs because guacamole is a beautiful word that should never be abbreviated. It dances off the tongue like sweat off of Shakira’s hips (yes, I know that Shakira is Colombian and not Mexican but, by golly, she’s sexy and I think about her frequently).

Anyway, it’s a fiesta of a final. Margs versus Guac. Sweet versus savory. Vomit versus diarrhea.

One last time, here are the abbreviations in seeded order:

  1. Totes (as in “totally”)
  2. Whatevs (as in “whatever”)
  3. Guac (as in “guacamole”)
  4. Margs (as in “margaritas”)
  5. Peeps/Tweeps (as in “people”/”Twitter people,” respectively)
  6. Jelly (as in “jealous”)
  7. Ridic (as in “ridiculous”)
  8. Apps (as in “appetizers” not “applications”)
  9. Cray (as in “crazy”)
  10. Adorbs (as in “adorable”)
  11. Preggers (as in “pregnant”)
  12. Vacay (as in “vacation”)
  13. Abbrevs (as in “abbreviations”)
  14. Obvi (as in “obviously”)
  15. Def (as in “definitely”)
  16. Probs (as in “probably”)
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