Salad-Storming

‪new pork city‬:	have to stop thinking of pizza. i have a salad coming.
‪brain jerky:	‬ ever had pizza on top of salad? it's great
‪new pork city‬:	pizza on top of a salad? no. what? ive had salad on top of a pizza
‪brain jerky:	‬ i might have meant that. im multitasking
‪new pork city‬:	hah. ok. yes ive had salad on a pizza. its great
‪brain jerky:	‬ salad on top of pizza is great. hmmm. pizza on top of salad bowl. like a pizza french onion soup/salad
‪new pork city‬:	they should make pizza croutons for salads
‪brain jerky:	‬ sam chow told me about that. he makes them!
‪new pork city‬:	microwave pizza-tons. what! thats amazing
‪brain jerky:	‬ he cuts up leftover pizza, sautees it in a frying pan with a little oil. then tosses it into salads. fucking blew my mind
‪new pork city‬:	genius!
‪brain jerky:	‬ he was like, "i don't know if i invented this"
‪new pork city‬:	put a little buffalo sauce dressing. boom
‪brain jerky:	‬ i said "um, you should tell people that you did bc that is amazing"
‪new pork city‬:	totally. i want that
‪brain jerky:	‬ right?!
‪new pork city‬:	great idea. especially if it has pepperoni on it. or pizza salad. so peppers onions, olives on your salad with pizza croutons and a buffalo wing sauce dressing with blue cheese. done
‪brain jerky:	‬ i like it
‪new pork city‬:	we should open up a chain of midtown man-salad
‪brain jerky:	‬ HAHAHAHA. wear chest hair nets
‪new pork city‬:	hah. cheeseburger salads. just everything low carb. pulled pork salad. sausage salad. fried chicken salad. meatball salad
‪brain jerky:	‬ meatball sub salad. hero croutons
‪new pork city‬:	hah. basically pizza roll salad
‪brain jerky:	‬ nice. chicago dog salad. cheesesteack salad (with wiz)
‪new pork city‬:	yes! wit onions. chili salad. in a lettuce bowl
‪brain jerky:	‬ frito pie salad
‪new pork city‬:	poutine salad. gravy cheese curds and french fry croutons
‪brain jerky:	‬ omg
‪new pork city‬:	hah
‪brain jerky:	‬ rib salad
‪new pork city‬:	fuck we should do this. yes. rib salad
‪brain jerky:	‬ haha we should. taco salad obv
‪new pork city‬:	yeah. breakfast salads! western omelette salad. mix in eggs bacon sausage
‪brain jerky:	‬ pancake salad
‪new pork city‬:	hah. waffle salad. johnny cake salad.
‪new pork city‬:	dammit my salad is here. wish i was eating poutine salad
Productivity in the office is at an all-time high.

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