I was waiting for the elevator in the lobby of my office building with an older man who initiated a conversation with me. What follows is that conversation.
Man: This is the best building. The best!
Me: [Polite nod]
Man: Best massage parlors in the city in this building.
Me: Right inside the building?
Him: Yes! They had trouble renting it once. They basically turned it into a whorehouse.
Me: [Uncomfortable nod}
[We enter the elevator silently]
[I avoid eye contact the entire ride]
[Door opens at his floor]
Man: Enjoy your day. [Pause] I’m going to enjoy mine!