May. 22, 2012 at 4:12pm with 2 notes
Reblogged from newporkcity
Salad-Storming
| new pork city: | have to stop thinking of pizza. i have a salad coming. |
| brain jerky: | ever had pizza on top of salad? it's great |
| new pork city: | pizza on top of a salad? no. what? ive had salad on top of a pizza |
| brain jerky: | i might have meant that. im multitasking |
| new pork city: | hah. ok. yes ive had salad on a pizza. its great |
| brain jerky: | salad on top of pizza is great. hmmm. pizza on top of salad bowl. like a pizza french onion soup/salad |
| new pork city: | they should make pizza croutons for salads |
| brain jerky: | sam chow told me about that. he makes them! |
| new pork city: | microwave pizza-tons. what! thats amazing |
| brain jerky: | he cuts up leftover pizza, sautees it in a frying pan with a little oil. then tosses it into salads. fucking blew my mind |
| new pork city: | genius! |
| brain jerky: | he was like, "i don't know if i invented this" |
| new pork city: | put a little buffalo sauce dressing. boom |
| brain jerky: | i said "um, you should tell people that you did bc that is amazing" |
| new pork city: | totally. i want that |
| brain jerky: | right?! |
| new pork city: | great idea. especially if it has pepperoni on it. or pizza salad. so peppers onions, olives on your salad with pizza croutons and a buffalo wing sauce dressing with blue cheese. done |
| brain jerky: | i like it |
| new pork city: | we should open up a chain of midtown man-salad |
| brain jerky: | HAHAHAHA. wear chest hair nets |
| new pork city: | hah. cheeseburger salads. just everything low carb. pulled pork salad. sausage salad. fried chicken salad. meatball salad |
| brain jerky: | meatball sub salad. hero croutons |
| new pork city: | hah. basically pizza roll salad |
| brain jerky: | nice. chicago dog salad. cheesesteack salad (with wiz) |
| new pork city: | yes! wit onions. chili salad. in a lettuce bowl |
| brain jerky: | frito pie salad |
| new pork city: | poutine salad. gravy cheese curds and french fry croutons |
| brain jerky: | omg |
| new pork city: | hah |
| brain jerky: | rib salad |
| new pork city: | fuck we should do this. yes. rib salad |
| brain jerky: | haha we should. taco salad obv |
| new pork city: | yeah. breakfast salads! western omelette salad. mix in eggs bacon sausage |
| brain jerky: | pancake salad |
| new pork city: | hah. waffle salad. johnny cake salad. |
| new pork city: | dammit my salad is here. wish i was eating poutine salad | Productivity in the office is at an all-time high. |
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Kentucky Fried Chicken was the tradition in Japan. People would get together to eat fried chicken and Christmas cake — it was a common thing,” Mr. Ikeda told Ad Age, through a translator, at the company’s Tokyo headquarters. “So we started driving people to order pizza. Now, people perceive [Christmas Eve] as an occasion to buy fried chicken, get pizza delivered and then eat Christmas cake.
